Fandoms: Harry Potter/CSI:Miami
Pairings/Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Horatio Caine.
Seasons/Spoilers: AU (obviously)
Summary: Harry, Ron and Hermione save the world from Horatio Caine and end the bad storylines on CSI:Miami for good.
Author's Notes: CRACK ALERT. This stemmed from a comment that aaronlisa left afteriwake, which I replied to saying "It's not like they haven't done even more ridiculous storylines before..."
"What are you doing at my crime scene?" Horatio asked, taking off his sunglasses.
"Stopping you from making a big mistake." Harry replied.
"More like, I'm stopping you." He put the sunglasses back on.
"That doesn't even make sense!" Ron said.
The glasses come off again. "Or does it?" Then back on.
"Stop with the fucking glasses and one-liners, alright? It's shite like that, that's ruined this show." This from Harry.
Once again, the glasses come off. "Looks like I'll be ruining the show...your show."
"Alright, that's it!" Harry yelled as he took out his wand.
Hermione quickly grabbed his hand. "No Harry, you can't! There are people watching remember?"
The three wizards look towards the cameras.
"People still watch this shite?" Ron asked, clearly in disbelief.
"Well, mindless idiots, who only care about big explosions and who wouldn't know a good storyline if it bit them in the arse." Hermione answered.
Horatio took off his sunglasses and put them back on.
"Still," Hermione continued, eying Horatio strangely, "we can't risk exposing our world."
"But Hermione, if the people watching are, as you said, mindless idiots who only care about explosions, then all we have to do is blow 'em up. People will believe it."
Hermione opened her mouth to argue with Ron, but closed it. "That's actually a brilliant idea."
Horatio took off his sunglasses again.
"Alright then, it's settled." Harry said and the other two nodded.
"May I?" Hermione asked.
Harry nodded. "Go for it."
She pulled out her wand, cleared her throat and then yelled "Horatioes explodess," and pointed her wand at Horatio. Once the spell was cast, she then turned to the boys. "We should probably run far away now."
"Don't have to tell me twice," Ron said before he took off, with Harry and Hermione in tow.
"Yes, you should run," Horatio said. He tried to take off his sunglasses, but then realized that he'd already had them off, so he put them back on and then took them off. "Because I am on the chase..." But before he could put the glasses back on and turn away, he exploded.
- - -
Two mindless idiot friends, who'd been watching the episode, were busy Tweeting about it.
"@mindlessfriend1 BEST. MIAMI. EPISODE. EVER!!!!1!1"
"@mindlessfriend2 IKR? that explosion was like, ttly awsum!"
- - -
Back at Hogwarts...
Hermione was seated at the Gryffendor table, with Ron and Harry on either side and in her hands was a copy of The Daily Prophet. On the front cover was a picture of Horatio exploding, with the headline reading "Muggles say it was the best episode ever."
"Told ya, they'd believe it." Ron smirked.