The drawings are obviously not made by me, but this is!
Title: I'll let you blow my mind
Pairing: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Summary: Someone special on Atlantis is having a birthday and getting a very special treat.
Author's Notes: This fic = crack, but it's (hopefully) not whack.
John and Rodney were in one of the emptier hallways on Atlantis playing with their toy cars.
"Hey John," Rodney said not looking away from his toy car.
"Hm?" Sheppard responded, looking over his own car.
"I think the shaft needs lubing again."
John looked up at Rodney slowly raising an eyebrow. "The shaft?" he repeated.
Rodney nodded, now looking up form his car. "Yes."
"Okay," John replied with a nod of his own. "We'll take care of that when we get to Carmen's quarters."
Rodney's brow furrowed. "Why Carmen's?"
"Because it's her birthday today," John replied grinning.
"Oh! Right, right."
"Don't tell me you forgot, McKay." John teased.
"I did not forget!" Rodney huffed defensively. "It just merely slipped my mind, is all."
"Well in any case, I promised her we would stop by and since I knew you would forget-"
"I did not forget!" Rodney interrupted.
"-because I knew it would slip you mind-"
"I said we would be her birthday present." John finally finished.
"I can live with that," Rodney said.
"Good." John grinned again. "Let's go." He said and started walking down the hall.
"Shouldn't we head back to our quarters and get the lube?" Rodney asked, quickly catching up John.
"Like I said," John said as he pulled out a small tube of lube from his back pocket, "I knew you would forget."